Well, there you are, son.
When I promises to take you on a picnic...
...I takes you on a picnic. Right?
That's my boy.
Now all we gotta do is get the soda pop and we're all set.
I don't know what's the matter with that cat, son...
...but he'd better keep away from our lunch. Right?
Don't eat that one, son. It's dirty.
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You be a good little kitty...
...while I go out shopping with some money I found under the rug.
Thomas, come in and see what I bought with the money I found.
A cute little white mouse.
And when you play music, he dances.
Thomas! Let go of that little mouse. Put him down!
You bad, bad cat.
From now on you can sleep in the garage.
Thomas, is that you in the kitchen?
You know you're not supposed to be in the house.
Thomas, do you have that little white mouse under there?
I knew it. You bad, bad cat.
Oh, there you are!
Isn't he cute?
Thomas, are you still bothering that white mouse?
Thomas, you were just jealous, weren't you?
Well, you can come in.
But you must promise to be friends.
Now you have a little dancing partner.
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I love you Lilli
Dear Lilli, I love you, I love you, I love
"A Mouseketeer is brave.
A Mouseketeer is obedient. A Mouseketeer is courageous.
A Mouseketeer..."
Yes, captain.
En garde!
Captain, it's impossible to send a love letter.
The cardinal's cat is outside with a big sword.
It's a big pussycat!
It's only because of my sword-fighting skills that I was able to escape, captain.
I'm too young to die. And besides that...
...I'm chicken.
"A Mouseketeer is brave?"
What are you? A man or a mouse?
En garde!
You are a mouse.
Good day, Mr. Pussycat.
En garde!
Help, captain!
The cat! Where are you, captain? Help! Help! The cat! The cat!
Help! The pussycat! Help, captain!
The cat! Where are you, captain?
Pussy? Pussy, pussy, pussy?
Honest, there was a pussycat!
A Mouseketeer is brave
En garde!
Touché, pussycat!
En garde!
The love is over Lilli
I love you Marie
En garde!
En garde! En garde! En garde!
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I got the pictures, Tom. These are the funniest home movies I ever took.
Wait till you see what happens to those dumb dogs.
Boy, do you make a monkey out of them.
They don't know whether they're coming or going.
Okay, douse the lights.
Hold it.
Okay, boys, here we go.
Here's where the dog started after Tom.
I love you.
You set my soul on fire.
It is not just a little spark.
It is a flame, a big roaring flame.
I can feel it now.
Lover boy.
Part Two coming up.
This is the time you went fishing, Tom.
Now, there is a dumb dog.
Excuse me.
Screwball in the side pocket.
Wow, was Spike mad!
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Howdy there, nephew.
Gotta rehearse my song.
That's kind of pretty before it gets started.
That's a hard part right in there, nephew.
A yodel goes right in there somewhere, but it's a little too high for me.
That's that hard part again, right in there.
Got a guitar string on you, nephew?
I see one.
Thank you, partner. Can't sing without a string.
Got to have another whisker, nephew.
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Don't try to stop me, nephew!
Here, kitty, kitty.
Oh, there you are.
Come back here, you ornery critter! I don't aim to let one...
...cat whisker stand in between me and fame and fortune.
Bend down here, cat! Let's have a mite more coop...
Stand still! It ain't gonna hurt much if I yank it out!
I gotta have a whisker! I gotta have one, that's all.
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty! Here...
...kitty. Here... There you are!
You know darn well I can't play without a guitar string.
Come on out here, nephew. Here's what I play for my encore.
You know darn well I can't leave without a guitar string!
Well, so long, nephew.
Don't forget to see me on TV tomorrow night.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, introducing for the first time...
...a new singing television star, Uncle Pecos!
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Mommy! My mommy. My dear, sweet mommy.
I love my mommy, and my mommy loves me.
My mommy is so good to me.
I have the best mommy in the whole world.
Help! Mommy! Mommy! Help!
Help! Save me! Save me, Mama!
I want my mama! Help!
My nice mommy will save me. Won't you, Mommy?
Oh, Mommy, it sure is nice of you to make me a little bed.
Oh, Mommy, it's just the right size.
What you doing now, Mommy?
Oh, a blanket? Well, isn't that nice, Mommy?
Good night, Mommy.
Mama!
Speak to me, Mommy! Speak to me.
My nice mommy.
Do I have to eat all that, Mommy?
Oh, boy, Mommy, I'm stuffed.
Get away from me! Leave me alone!
Mommy!
My nice mommy.
I love my mommy.
That's not my mommy!
Are you fixing dinner again, Mommy?
Now, you sit right down and give me that spoon.
You're a nice mommy, and I'm gonna fix dinner while you rest.
Now, let me see.
"Place young duck in a pot of boiling water."
Say, Mommy, where do we get a young duck?
We don't have any...
Duck!
I get it. I'm the young duck.
Oh, well. If my nice mama wants a duck dinner...
...my nice mama's gonna have a duck dinner.
Goodbye. And I still love you, Mama.
No!
My nice mommy! My nice, nice mommy!
That's my mommy!
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Well, Mr. Clumsy, every time you chase that mouse, you break something.
Here. Clean it up!
And it better not happen again.
Just a minute. I'll be right down.
So you want to be my traveling companion, eh?
Well, you don't look much like a witch's cat to me.
That's better.
Let's go, buster.
Look out there, sonny.
You'll be number eight if you don't hang on tight.
Here we go!
Whoopee!
Not bad, sonny. You get the job.
You sleep over there. Good night.
Stealing a ride, eh?
Well, I'll give you a real ride!
Wake up, Tom.
Tom, you're dreaming! Wake up, Thomas! Wake up!
Now, finish cleaning up that mess.
Now what is that cat up to?
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Mama!
Mama! Mama! Mama! Mama!
Mama! Mama! Mama!
Mama!
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We interrupt to announce that a dancing bear has wandered away from a carnival.
He is trained to dance if he hears music.
Do not be alarmed, he is harmless. Contact your local police.
A big reward will be paid for the return of the dancing bear.
Your attention, please. We interrupt this program...
...to announce that the reward for the missing bear has been doubled.
If you see this missing bear, notify your police department at once.
Good evening, this is your host at Melody Time...
...bringing you six hours of continuous dance music.
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Poor Tom.
In a few minutes, it'll all be over.
And for the first time since he met her, he'll be happy.
Poor, miserable, lovesick creature.
I suppose people will say I should've helped him.
I know.
But it's better this way.
I'll never forget that first morning when it all started.
If ever there were two true friends, that was us.
And then she walked by.
When Tom first saw her, I thought he'd flip his lid.
And he did.
From the very beginning...
...there was a strong, magnetic attraction between them.
I tried to stop him, but it was no use.
Poor, simple Tom. He was putty in her hands.
I've never seen him so happy or so much in love.
But Tom had a rival, Mr. Butch.
Yes, Tom had a rival.
But this made him more determined than ever.
I appealed to him as a friend to give her up, but he ignored me.
Tom was desperate. He squandered all his savings on jewelry.
When the jewelry failed to impress, he signed away his life to buy a car.
312 monthly payments...
...at 112 percent interest.
It cost him an arm and a leg.
But he willingly sold himself into slavery for love.
Tom went downhill fast after that.
He started drinking.
The next step was the gutter.
Well, that's the story.
The story of a cat with a broken heart.
Too bad everybody doesn't have a girl like mine.
A girl that loves me and only me...
...with every bit of her true-blue...
...ever-loving heart.
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You know what we're gonna do today, son?
We're gonna have a barbecue.
Yes, sir. A father-son barbecue.
That's my boy.
The first thing we need, son, is a nice, hot fire.
There she goes.
The next step is the charcoal.
There's nothing like good old hickory smoke for flavor, son.
And finally comes dog's best friend:
A juicy, tender, delicious steak.
We're gonna have that barbecue yet, son.
What's the matter with that crazy cat?
He better not spoil our barbecue.
Did you see that crazy piece of charcoal, son?
I just don't understand it, son.
Well, now that we got rid of that cat...
...we'll toss the salad.
Do me a little favor, will you, bud?
Get out of my salad!
Son, now you know why dogs hate cats.
Ain't that a beauty, son?
Now, all we need is a little pepper.
And now for that father-son barbecue.
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